It’s bad….

Final Score: 0 slimers with taxi-hat out of 5. 

TMNT made me feel like an kid in a adults body; reliving the old cartoon series; but at the same time my wife is nagging me right in the ears about all the chores i still need to do and all the bills that are past due. 

Final Score: 2 broken Bebob purple sunglasses that are just not the right purple out of 5. 

Suicide Squad feels like this really good idea, the one you tell nobody because they might steal it.
Than you bring the idea to fruition and you wish; instead of thinking of the idea; you just lobotomized the shit our of yourself. 

Final Score: 2 out of 5 Harley Quinn hammer smacks to the balls. 

Deadpool feels like going on a blind date with a friend of a friends friend; expecting the ugly duckling with no social skills, but getting the hot prom queen who’s sweet, outgoing and playful. And unicorns; lots of unicorns. 

Final Score: 4 Hugh Jackman masks with eye holes out of 5 !!

You know how a song you love when you listen to it with your earphones sounds amazing, but when you share it with your friends it’s just average ? 

Jungle Book is nothing like that; the song gets even better when you share it and all your friends and their friends are dancing their asses off !

Final Score: 4 bare necessities out of 5 !! 

Batman v Superman feels like wishing for a Playstation 4 for christmas all year;

Seeing the big box giftwrapped under the three for weeks only to discover on christmas eve that it’s a Playmobile trainstation. 

Final Score: 1 piece of red Superman underwear out of 5. 

Finding Dory is like finding another fishstick under your big pile of french fries. 

Final Score: 4 out of 5 smiling dolphins